Contrary to popular beliefs chicks do have uses outside the bedroom. A lot of guys wouldnt take their wife car shopping but this dude knows how to wheel and deal. Unless you run into some homo or your wife is a titless dog that mooos like a cow…always take her with you as scantily dressed as possible and who knows what deals you may get.
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They say if your cock is big enough you can tame any pussy. I Guess a HUGE shlong vs a Sabre Tooth Tiger is the ultimate test.
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Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.
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You just know this has to be somewhere in Eastern Europe. They are going freakin crazy there man…orgies and decadence everywhere. Gotta contact my travel agent and book a flight on Lust-hansa airlines and screwdle some strudle.
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An interesting image from this picture sticks in my head. If you decorate the condom with a big smile and eyes is it an assclown?
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When I’m at the coffee bar this kinda thing would be fucking pretentious, but at a rad joint like this I’d be totally specific too. Wet pussy, hairy pussy, sticky pussy, slutty pussy, creamy pussy, virgin pussy, bald pussy, stretched pussy.. well fuck, like I’d have to order everything off the menu cos I dig all kinds of pussy. They should totally have an all you can eat buffet…
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Ya’ know I remember playing a game called Candyland when I was young, It was never like this tho….I feel totally ripped right off.
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Now this is the most totally literal way I have ever seen a chick jacking off some dude. Shame that fat dudes cant at least redistribute some of that weight to their cocks.
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Some dudes say that chicks cant be gamers, As we can see chicks are MADE to be gamers man and can do some moves with a joystick that I cant, and wont even try.
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Like seriously man, this cartoon could NOT have been written by any real person…The dude gets his freakin cock whipped (not even sliced or something sanely insane) OFF and then just calmly goes “alright no more using the whip for you”
Noooooo you would be screaming “oh my god you fucking bitch my cock oh my god” thats IF you could even form a proper word….even chicks can picture what it would feel like to get their clit whipped off….I tell you man, whoever did this cartoon is a fucking alien life form with no empathy for humans at all.
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