Dude totally needs to chill on the munchies. At least sex is the best exercise out there.

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Man I’d ‘misunderstand’ a few times too.

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Trashy Toons tip: Like dude leave your cock socks, and sock puppets at home if you actually want to get laid!

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Having the stamina of a God can make even the horniest of chicks totally exhausted and willing to take desperate measures. Well dude at least she’s only shaving it!

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Now you dont. Dude this magician over at TrashyToons.com knows how to put on a totally awesome show. I would so get tickets! Which hole do you think he put the rabbit in?!

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Santa always gives the best gifts. What a totally awesome dude.

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Mrs Claus is getting a bit too merry for jolly old Santa. Like maybe it’s true what they say though - ‘all you need is elves’

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Man I remember being a teen, hair popping up everywhere, cock always hard and needing a jerk, bathroom always free…

I have so many happy bathroom memories I should like write a book or something!

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K sometimes there is no talking your way out of it.

Man I’m like totally glad I don’t share his phone!

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Dude like tell me where I can buy some of these pants! They would make the most totally awesome gifts for my babe friends!

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